Archive for the ‘funny’ Category
The best haunted toaster video you will EVER see
In funny, oxygen thieves, video on November 13, 2012 at 2:38 pm*giggling like a loon*
Thanks to Paul Verhoeven who posted this on Twitter a couple of days back.
Your Daily Maddow
In funny, lesbian, media, politics, television, video on November 11, 2012 at 3:05 pmThe weirdest little hotel room in town
In fail, funny, travel on November 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm
All hotel rooms are not created equal, ladies and gentlemen. Even when they cost the same, and are described the same.
My King room at the Novotel on Collins in Melbourne promised a couch and an ottoman. And floor to ceiling glass.
Neither of those things have eventuated, however. It is in fact one of those bizarre corner rooms wedged between the rest of the floor and the pool/spa. A weird space, too big for a broom closet and too oddly shaped to be what a King room should be.
But I can forgive all because of the most bizarre lampshade in the history of the world. What is that about??
Weasel words … the joys of maze-bright job application
In fail, funny, media on October 25, 2012 at 5:29 pm
As you know, gentle readers, I am fully engaged in the magical process of applying for employment.
Today, in the process of applying for another seven positions, I came across the following piece of linguistic arseclownery:
To be successful in your application you will be a maze-bright person.
Apparently, being maze-bright means being politically savvy, sensitive to the way people and organisations operate.
We all know that applying for jobs is a gentle, peaceful walk through the garden of self-enhancement, but seriously?
I’m maze-bright. I’m also calorie-magnetic, wanker-averse and sarcasm-adept. HIRE ME!
*headdesk*
The best footage out of the Olympics so far … Aly Raisman’s parents
In funny, sport, video on July 31, 2012 at 1:49 am
Alan, Alan, Alan … the genius of Walk on the Wild Side
In animals, funny, video on July 30, 2012 at 6:36 pmIf your workplace is anything like the one I used to inhabit, this does the rounds regularly … particularly Alan, Alan, Alan.
Genius of a particularly British kind.
